Homemade wine cork decorations. Rudolph, a duck (we live on a ranch), and a snowman.
"I hate comparing myself to Katniss because she’s dealing with life and death, and I’m just dealing with the fashion police."
Oh god, not French.
ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
*high pitched screaming*
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]
*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage
*ohio catches on fire*
i wrote a poem
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
"I just need some affection. I don’t care, anybody can hug me." - (x)
If I ever interview this girl, here’s the plan:
Give her a granola bar.
Then hug her.
THEN WE’LL BECOME BEST FRIENDS, GO GET MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM, AND WATCH ROMANTIC COMED-
Sorry, got a bit carried away.
Haha. Laughed so hard at this!
See, even the Sleepy Hollow Writers ship it!
We welcome you to our ship!
I saw this earlier on twitter too and laughed. Since I enjoy both Sleep Hollow’s Crane & Abbie and Arrow’s Oliver and Felicity, I get a special kick out of it when the writing teams do this.
I’VE SEEN THIS LIKE SEVEN TIMES ON MY DASH AND EVERY TIME I SNICKER A LAUGH AND THEN I REMEMBER THE END OF ALLEGIANT
I was going to eat a twix.
Then all the Victoria’s Secret Show photos started popping up on my feed.
Fuck it, still eating the twix.
this will never not be hilarious to me
The accuracy…. it hurts
Me trying to save my academic career